Have A Drink And A Smirk: 9.23.16

Whoo boy and we thought the pre-Florida Please Like Us pleas were awful. Nope. The most annoying thing I have seen on UNT Internet has been over-defending the Josh Wheeler hit.

Let us check in with Mean Joe:

meanjoe

Mean Joe Says: There must have been a second hitter on the grassy flat

Obviously NT does not —- WAIT WHAT IS THAT MUSIC?

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EVIL SETH LITTRELL: Heh, well you know I grew up cow-tipping in Muskogee and graduated to cow MCL tearing. I passed on this knowledge to JUCO transfers. Whoever Rice’s QB is better think twice about throwing passes or else.

I stand corrected. We apparently meant to hurt the Jake Jack Larry Luke Del Rio by cleverly waiting for the right moment to maybe be blocked into his upper thigh.


You may have been confused but actually UNT does not play in the SEC, nor does the program have a IDLE week coming up. In fact, the Fighting Owlies of Rice Institute will be hosting our fine knee busters gentleman from NT.


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Ban this account! I am done!

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My apologies. I do no know where that came from. Developers are looking into this issue.

meanjoe

Mean Joe: Well, sometimes when folks have super hot sports opinions, the generation thereof creates overheating. Sometimes you have to step back from the keyboard.

Thanks, Mean Joe.

THIS JUST IN:

Basketball is not so far around the corner and we have to fight with ourselves to root for the team despite it maybe not being good for us long term. Something something insert train metaphor here.


DID YOU KNOW?

Rice Institute’s founder was murdered.

HIS GHOST IS PROBABLY RIGHT BEHIND YOU BUT IN ANTHOLOGY FORM THIS SEASON HE IS PLAYED BY A SECRET CHARACTER YET TO BE REVEALED. OH RYAN MURPHY YOU SLY CREATOR OF MEDIOCRE TELEVISION, YOU!!

Seriously, AHS has a shelf life until Nov 1, then it is boring. I do not think I remember/have ever seen anything past that date of any seasons. Yes, it always intrigues me just enough to watch. Blame it on marriage.

Joe?

meanjoe

Mean Joe: Thanks for reading, MGN y’all.

Thanks, Joe.